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sometimes I see an image on Google and I wonder, "what was the inspiration for this one?" I must really live a boring life.

can Porn Valley bail out California's debt woes?

When Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was running to recall democratic governor Gray Davis he faced over one hundred republican opponents. One of them was porn-peddler Larry Flint. America's most well-known smut publisher was ignored in the election, but now he might be part of the solution to save the state's spending problems.

A California state representative is proposing a new bill dealing with the state’s huge budget shortfall. Currently the state of California is so increasingly in debt that Arnold will never Terminate it. Despite being the globe's eighth largest economy (an economy larger than France or Italy) the state government is trying to balance the budget by any means available and investigating taxing pornography, including the production and sale of pornographic videos — by 25 percent.

To an economist this initially sounds like a good idea, but it might be the least enforceable tax. Why? Productions can fudge their production data, their sales data, its like requiring a waitress to disclose her tips. On the positive the idea is ideal because in theory it is one that won't cause any change in behavior — doesn’t generate any excess burden on the economy. Or will it? The ratio between the amount of web surfers looking for free porn and those who actually purchase it is high.

Overall though I believe the demand for pornography is quite inelastic (high-brow economic word), so sales probably wouldn't be reduced much if porn prices rise. This hinges on the success of producers passing this tax along to its consumers.

Demand is only one side of the skin trade market. Having this tax only in California gives producers an incentive to move out and pick up operations in a new locale. I am sure porn video producers are not too attached to living in Southern California, a leader in this and all other aspects of the movie industry; but production cost of this type of production are low and ingenious, and entrepreneurs in this industry are fairly mobile already. Final Cut can be run on a laptop you know.

That being the case, this tax might generate a substantial dead-weight loss, as a lot of production shifts to other states that don’t impose the tax. The tax might raise revenue — that depends how many producers move production elsewhere or go out of business. You can bet one thing is for sure, this tax will certainly reduce overall output in this major California industry. And it will affect other industries that feed off Porn Valley such as the plastic surgery trade.

Ultimately, if state and federal governments start poaching people who buy pornography, what is next? People who buy milk?

Fetish Show in the Biblebelt

Springfield, Missouri.
Biblebelt, home of the Assemblies of God
What comes to mind?
Hands lifted in earnest prayer?
A farmer working the soil?
A 250,000 volt neon-pink shocking dildo.

courtesy of Untapped Productions

Im Sucking On These Right Now!

I did another google search test. This time I searched "tit". Some boring results, number one was the Janet Jackson Superbowl Nipple Slip and a lot of birds filling out the rest of the page. But down a few rows where these showstoppers. Since I pulled this image up about 10 minutes ago, I can think about anything else. They are just heavenly hooters. My gawd I want to plow those fucking things. Jeeez.

is Fergie lame?

Yes.

Why? Because she has a new five-song album on itunes that sells for eight dollars and the only single that you will be buying it for is Barracuda. That song is a remake of Heart's 1977 hit of the same name.

Fergie is lame because her cover sounds exactly like the original. Whatever.

The only thing lamer is Mushroom Records scandal that shocked the music industry when they tried to start a rumor that Ann and Nancy Wilson were not only sisters but lesbian lovers as well.

Fergie's lyrics in her recent hit Clumsy are no better. While the beat is sharp from the looks of her video she's clearly marketed towards adolescent girls who haven't had their period yet. Fergie is just whoring herself out.

I found this image on Wikipedia so the original girls could have the last word. As you can see they are still in action.



If you're looking for hot babes in pop music here's a new one for you. While you might be thinking I'm posting the Eric Prydz remix of "Call on Me" I'm actually taking it a step further. This is an actual workout tape done with the same cast from the video. Jane Fonda never knew what hit her.

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Back in college when I used to ride bikes a lot more than I do now we used to do a lot of afternoon rides after class. On one steaming hot day in the late fall a buddy of mine and me were waiting at a light sweating our asses off as a black car made a left hand turn in front of us. The car was a late model Camero that had seen better days, it had rusted doors, a torn dash and completely fit into the side of town we were passing through.

This was the side of town typical to the Midwest where frequent tire squeals can be heard at about every gas station because people are out causing trouble after years of being down on their luck. There was always a lot of rough trade on this side of town that you didn't want to mess with.

Inside the car there were two teenage guys and in between them a girl who was probably thirteen or fourteen. She was definitely younger than the guys she was riding with. She had long, unwashed blonde hair and fair light skin. She was definitely underage but looked pretty interesting to me and my riding buddy. He and I were still nineteen or so making it not too bad for us to be staring at such an illegal piece of ass. But we were bike geeks on the wrong side of town and we stuck out in our lycra gear.

All of a sudden in an impulse this chick took one look at us and clearly mouthed the words, "fuck me" to us.

The car's exhaust rumbled as it sped away and black soot hung in the air. As soon as they were gone my buddy turned to me and said, "did you see that?" Her quick little impulse had taken us both by surprise and brought us up straight -- even in our bike shorts. This mysterious trailer trash girl had a look on her face like she was looking for trouble because she was probably living in a trailer park and got no attention or love from her parents. Maybe she was on her way to smoke cigarettes and drink with these guys before she let them take turns pounding away at her in their parent's bedroom. She's probably in some strip club now or on welfare with three kids. Hopefully the Girls Next Door losers never got to her.

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