is Fergie lame?

Yes.

Why? Because she has a new five-song album on itunes that sells for eight dollars and the only single that you will be buying it for is Barracuda. That song is a remake of Heart's 1977 hit of the same name.

Fergie is lame because her cover sounds exactly like the original. Whatever.

The only thing lamer is Mushroom Records scandal that shocked the music industry when they tried to start a rumor that Ann and Nancy Wilson were not only sisters but lesbian lovers as well.

Fergie's lyrics in her recent hit Clumsy are no better. While the beat is sharp from the looks of her video she's clearly marketed towards adolescent girls who haven't had their period yet. Fergie is just whoring herself out.

I found this image on Wikipedia so the original girls could have the last word. As you can see they are still in action.



If you're looking for hot babes in pop music here's a new one for you. While you might be thinking I'm posting the Eric Prydz remix of "Call on Me" I'm actually taking it a step further. This is an actual workout tape done with the same cast from the video. Jane Fonda never knew what hit her.